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Friday, June 8. 2007

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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.

Albert Einstein (h/t, Free Market Fairy Tales)

Posted by Bird Dog in Quotidian Quotable Quote (QQQ) at 05:07 | Comment (1) | Trackbacks (0)

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Yesterdays offering of the Instant Imam set was a a big hit. Our base seems to be the Dearborn area with a smattering around Detroit. LA came in late with some big orders ,no doubt due to the time diffference..we now have them on back order.

Since the outporing of love was so great for the product we've decided to skip the beta testing phase of our latest offering. We're announcing today, yes, yes,

The Chia Head Ayatollah

Along with the Chia Head you'll also get the fake beard, burnt cork for that evil shadow under the eyes look,a flowing robe, and of course our special Cliff notes on the KQ'ran. And as a bonus you couldn't get with the Instant Imam kit is our new anthology of *Sharia Law*, including illustrations of how to stone to death raped women, and operation of you own Uday Chipper-Shredder which will be on the market in time for football season. What a tail gate bonanza!!!

So hurry and take advantage of this great offer. The first 200 orders will receive absolutely free goat bladder bodaga bag, a $25.00 value !!

Just send money order to Habu, Cayman Islands Enterprises. First Cayman Bank.

All this for $59.95 Be the first with your own Chia Head Ayatollah
#1 Habu on 2007-06-08 11:42 (Reply)

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