We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
1. Rolling Stones --- I Can't Get No Cir-cu-lation 2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip? 3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. 4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. 5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. 6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now. 7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 8. The Commodores-- - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. 9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. 10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair. 11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping 12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. 13. Abba--- Denture Queen. 14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. 15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. 16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again. 17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To. 18. Rolling Stones --- Hey! You! Get Off Of My Lawn. 19. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker and, 20, Herman again --- Baby, Baby, Can You Feel my Heart Beat?
Steppenwolf: Born to be wild until Ritalin
Aretha Franklin: I Say a Little Prayer Just for (Dolly the) Ewe
Hollies: He Ainít Heavy, Heís My Homey
Elvis: Viva Las Vegas, Sr. Discounts and Prime Rib Buffets
Bob Dylan: Lay Lady Lay w/ Viagra
Beatles: When Iím 84
Gerry & the Pacemakers: Youíll Never Walk Alone w/o a Cane, Caretaker or Assisted Movement
The Fifth Dimension: Let the Sunshine In and Get Age Spots
Bob Dylan: Blowing in the Wind Due to Weight and Height Loss
Otis Redding: Doc of the Day
Beatles: Back in the USSR (some things never change)