Maggie's Farm

Yes, people - All weather from now on is due to global warming. If you can believe it, this is from SI. It's the kind of article people will pull out in three years and laugh about:

The next time a ball game gets rained out during the September stretch run, you can curse the momentary worthlessness of those tickets in your pocket. Or you can wonder why it got rained out -- and ask yourself why practice had to be called off last summer on a day when there wasn't a cloud in the sky; and why that Gulf Coast wharf where you used to reel in mackerel and flounder no longer exists; and why it's been more than one winter since you pulled those titanium skis out of the garage.

Given the weather, maybe it would be an excuse for a swimsuit cover every month? Whole ridiculous thing at SI (h/t, Drudge). I thought it was a satire. Was it? Tell me it was a spoof.