We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Okay. Once again no one is playing right, so I declare myself the bomber.
Habu, because I win, that means you get to give me a foot rub. I have on six different kinds of mascara and though I have a slightly just-deeply-penetrated goose look, I think I look rather fetching.
My feet are lovely as well. I have on Therlo socks which cost $18 per pair but are worth it because you can wear 'em a week or two and not have an objectionable by ME standards bouquet. My shoes... well, I hopt they don't put you off, but they are Wal-Mart's version of Crocs. Bright green. They cost five bucks and they are magnificent and remind me to take them with me when I leave.
I want to ask what oil you will use. Will it be patchouli? I love the smell. But don't let that and the fake Crocs make you think for a minute I'm in Starbucks on WiFi drinking an $8 cappucino and watching CNN. Because I'm not. I just like the earthy smell of patchouli. Kinda makes me think of earthworms which I do not like especially when I notice I have chopped one in two and the pieces are in my hand in the dirt I just removed from a hole for a flower. That is not the worst. The worst is when it's raining and I run out to get into my truck and notice all the fleshy worms and realize there is no way I could have made it to my truck without squashing at least a gaggle of them. Pee u.
Obviously it is the white haired lady from Minnesota. However, the airport geniuses at TCA will deliberately and "randomly" pull her out of the line at the airport for a full cavity search because they don't do racial profiling. Morons! And yet we, as the public, continue to go along with it.