We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Getting on a bit in age I was gratified to read that the Higgs-Boson heavier mass data explains the more earth bound favoritism that my particular Sato-guna displays in the face of the beloved yoni.
This news stiffens my resolve to do better by yoni in the future despite the gravity enducing effects of Higgs-Boson.
Gen. Buck Turgidson
Have I met Yoni? Was she the blond chick in the lace miniskirt?
TOP STORY OF THE WEEK......Chinas interceptions and exoloding of an aging weather satillite.
This has implication that are HUGE. Just last year our intelligence people told us that only with utilizing an atomic warhead exploded "close" to the target could China do this, and that was "years away"..
We alsready know that on a daily basis China attempts to infiltrate our top secret computer systems. They have an entire division devoted to this single endeavor.
A recent exersice with Indian pilots flying modern Soviet Aircraft out F-15 Eagles were badly beaten without the aid of AWACS and other guidance aids.
Habu announced today that he is running for the Presidency of the United States.
In a cunning move calculated to draw support away from all other candidates Habu is attempting to schedule his first debate with Dennis Kusinlick or whatever his name is ..you know the pencil neck geek guy.
Later he'll host a Hollywood style, red carpet affair at the Dollar General Store in Batesville, Mississippi.
In a press release he said, "Screw Iowa, all they have are Iowaho potatoes. Anyway Iowa is a four letter word"
Habu later pointed out to voters that:
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say . a e i o u)
They seemed to like his message.
Presidential Hat in the ring
I'll go to India....I'll be representing, the people. The Joe SixPack, and the former Mustang Ranch girl. I will go to Korea. I will go to Iraq. I will go to Reno and Vegas. I will convince menage a trois'rs that they don't , well I'll go to Korea.
But in the end, the great untapped source that Americans talk to every day, about finance and the telephone, about the car payment and the health insurance...about our American way of life...I'LL GO TO INDIA. A BILLION PLUS PEOPLE each searching for an outsourced job. They'll He$p me win this e$ection$$$.