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Friday, December 22. 2006

A special Christmas card for our readers, plus a last-minute shopping idea

A Christmas diamond idea for wives and/or girlfriends this year: the $30 million dollar diamond bikini.

Gal not included - you have to find your own, but with these trinkets in your hand, it shouldn't be too difficult.

Watch for more of her in Sports Illustrated.

Please note: If males readers are aware of suffering from Gynophilia, as may be characterized by an undue interest in such diamond photos, contact your local health care professional at once. Attraction to adult females could be a sign of a serious disorder.

And hey, Jules Crittenden fans! Thanks for visiting - and check out Maggie's Farm while you're here. We are interesting, most of the time.

Is that Maggie modeling the bikini? We will not tell you.

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She sure is pretty....As for me, I will pull on my LLbean green velour holiday jersy dress (no ironing) after being up since 5 cleaning, doing laundry, and cooking breakfast for my family. Then I will drive one to school and go on to work and support them all. Nobody admires working mommies, even tho the unemployed daddies and the little ones would starve without them. They prefer to lust after naked bimbos...

Just another sober and godly matron who will not appreciate being told to lighten up. I am not a feminist at all, but how about a picture of a noble Crusader's wife taking care of the family castle and keeping the serfs in line when he stays away year after year...Women can be useful as well as ornamental....
#1 retriever on 2006-12-22 06:30 (Reply)
I can't imagine how we could see a lot more of her.
#2 Charlie (Colorado) (Link) on 2006-12-22 11:34 (Reply)
Just another sober and godly matron who will not appreciate being told to lighten up.

None the less, lighten up. Being grouchy isn't Godly.
#3 Charlie (Colorado) (Link) on 2006-12-22 11:36 (Reply)
let me just say, in defence of the NJ who is on vacation, that this is Photo Art, not Porn. Plus it's really all about the diamonds, isn't it?

I saw sorry to find out that her charming birthmark, however, was a spot of dust on my screen.
#4 bird dog on 2006-12-22 12:23 (Reply)
Thanks for the nice Christmas card!
#5 MeToo on 2006-12-22 17:17 (Reply)
I want a closer look at that big diamond down at the bottom.
#6 the barrister on 2006-12-23 10:14 (Reply)
Best card I got this year. The diamonds are certainly exceptional.
#7 Paul on 2006-12-23 18:59 (Reply)

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