We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
North of Williams, Arizona, near the Grand Canyon, I witnessed a Red Tailed Hawk attacking a Great Horned Owl that had just caught a jack rabbit.
I raced to the scene. Not to intervene, but to inspect the carnage. What I found was shocking.
The owl was dead. It died on its back trying to defend against the hawk's talons. As the puncture wounds on its chest and neck testified, it failed in its defense.
True to owls, the bird had enough time after the chase to eat the rabbit's head. It was neatly detached from the cadaver's neck with surgical precision.
The rabbit's remains lie untouched. My appearance spooked the hawk, and it flew off empty handed.
Out of sheer respect for the great Cataract Canyon Owl, I returned soon with my sharpened lops and swiftly removed one of his talons. It is truly one of nature's most precise puncture weapons. It doesn't just seize prey, the talons pierce vital organs and gather them up, as the sharp, curved thorns converge in the horny palm of the owl's foot when the leg muscles contract.
The dead owl's desiccated tarsal device lives forever in a birch box now, as a mummified ornament to my life in the bleak, Northern Arizona wilderness.
A guy showed up to our junior high school in the late 70's with a bunch of raptors. Two impressions I'll never forget. The size of that bald eagle and when he launched that great horned owl over our heads in the auditorium. The thing flew with absolute silence.