A superb put-down of the sanctimonious Bono.
Macho Man of the Year contest
The PC Poetry Corner
Lessons in modesty for Britney Spears. Fabric is your friend.
Negotiating with cancer
A breakthrough:
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips
that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts instead of listening to them.