We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Mistletoe is a problem in the south. Once a tree develops it, it's almost impossible to eradicate it, because its roots burrow into a tree's tissue, and steal its moisture and carbohydrates. Eventually the tree loses its vigor and starts collapsing under the weight. You have to climb up and physically cut it back periodically, or remove the entire limb.
English ivy: Doesn't a copper nail in the main trunk, down near the ground, kill it?
They start by wrapping themselves around a vertical tree then gradually send DOWN roots from the branches.
Very scary - brings back memories of Disney cartoons.
To cut ours back, away from the new house, we had to hire a witch doctor and kill a red chicken and a pig before any of the Filipino workers would take a saw to it.