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There are two kinds of burger. Diner-style, flattened thin, maybe with cheese or onions and can be stacked. 4 oz max. If you start adding other ingredients - and there are lots of fun varieties, including Cheeseburger in Paradise - you have to go to 6 oz if you want it rare in the center.
If you try to split the difference and get something halfway between the two you get worst of both worlds. So no capers on a crispy edged version.
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2025-03-24 17:06
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I will definitely try this, as a fan of both Hemingway and burgers.
Other than the capers and wine, we have been making a similar burger for years.
1 lb hamburger meat (we like 20% fat instead of the lean)
1 egg
1/4 cup dry bread crumbs (my wife insists on using italian bread crumbs)
1 tablespoon mustard or 1 tsp dry mustard
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
2 tablespoons ketchup
Mix everything except the meat together and get it into a paste. Then add the meat and shape into 4 patties. I cook them in a frying pan on the stove over medium heat for about 5 minutes on each side. I like mine pink in the middle, though my wife wants them grey throughout.
I serve mine on a buttered, toasted bun and topped with bacon and with melted Swiss cheese and a slice of sautéed red onion (sautéed in the bacon grease).
Beats the heck out of any store-bought burger I've tasted.
I've made it several times, the MSG/salt/sugar works for the Mei Yen and I must admit the Spice Islands brand for the seasoning just works for some reason.
If you take the time to make this one right you can see why Hemingway loved it. It's insanely rich and umami flavored to a degree that some may not like in a burger, but if you do you will be richly rewarded.
I thought it was an odd shopping list, even for mail order. I would guess that getting a plucked chicken every week wouldn't be that hard. Why buy canned whole chickens? He's on an island catching good fish every day and he orders all of that canned fish. And the boy liked his jams, didn't he?