We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
You want to shoot Canadian geese, just come down to NJ. The towns will probably pay you to kill off the pests. Any pond or golf course will have hundreds of them. The only challange is getting them in the air.
They can't even bother flying across the street - they just waddle into traffic. Most people won't even stop for them anymore - I just slow down enough to not damage my car. The local farmers speed up and aim their pickups right at them.