We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Absolutely not. He'd be past it before she got even close to her prime. Plus, she'd have to nurse him for years on end then face the prospect of a long and lonely widowhood after he croaked. Because all those old goats out there want to marry girls young enough to be their daughters. Appealing to the 37 year old male but not to the young female...Or, as my 16 year old would say, EEEEUEUUUW!
Tell me, Bird Dog, what you would do to the 37 year old one of your darlings brought home to Sunday dinner? And would it involve a hunting knife?!