Maggie's Farm

Euros, with the Phwench at the top of the list, have no concept of the US beyond what their media gives them. A while back I had some Phwench visitors at my home and they noticed that I kept my trash cans in a carlike thing near my back door. They asked about it keeping trash cans in the open like that. I assumed that it bothered their neatness sensibilities or that, perhaps, in Phwance one was not allowed to have trash cans in the open. But that wasn't it at all. They wondered how I wasn't concerned that homeless people would come rummaging through my trash. No kidding. They were serious. They honestly believed that there were legions of homeless people wandering EVERYWHERE in the US eating from the savage capitalists trash cans.

This is nothing new. It has been this way since we were mere colonies. The fact of the matter is that the Euros have no interest in actually understanding the US since that would assault their sense of superiority. We must, in their minds, remain savages who slaughter the red people, beat the black people, and leave our garbage out for the homeless to eat.

Now that I've read the whole thing I realize I should have added the Berserkeleys along with the Euros. What a bunch of silly twaddle that article was. The author believes all the same nonsense the Euros do.