But in Poland, where the state retains many of its old monarchical temptations as it does in most of Europe, a guy is being chased by police for farting in a reply to "How do you like our President?" Dust my Broom.
Run, dude, run. Your irreverent impulses are welcome in America...except by Al Gore, who might be distressed by your immoral and reckless methane emissions. (He produces none, ya know - not counting the volume of CO2 that comes out of his mouth. He is carbon-neutral and elevator-safe, and his feces are lily-white and completely organic.)