Maggie's Farm

This joke also comes in the professions flavor—the trailing foursome is, say, a doctor/ophthalmologist (on finding out they're blind, says he will treat their affliction or families pro bono), a banker (will make a large donation, or forgive their mortgages), a lawyer (will set up a trust for them) and an engineer.......

Whatever variants you want—a real estate developer or carpenter builds houses for them, clergy will pray, car dealer give them all cars, etc.

To build pathos, I’ve heard the joke told wherein the leading foursome are firefighters who were blinded responding to a fire at an orphanage, etc.