We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
While the song is about Highway 1, perhaps he could use the melody from Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots, about a motorcyclist known as "the terror of Highway 101."
(This video includes the original recording of the song, by The Cheers, and Edith Piaf singing the song in French: "L' HOMME A LA MOTO"]