We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
(There are still an infinite number of places one can be one-mile south of any point of your circle though! One could be one-mile south of your one-mile circumference (whatever latitude that is) and 80 deg East, or 50 deg West, or 151 degrees, 52 minutes and 38.35432543 seconds East… and so on.)
Still, I'll pay that. (And I might pinch it too.)
Also, one other problem - the ball you've used is incorrect. The Earth is a basket-ball. Everyone now knows that!
WRT my use of semantics to wiggle out of not getting it, I don't deny that the grapes I'm eating are somewhat sour. Vengeance shall be mine though. Next brainteaser I put up will be the biggest and baddest one ever…