We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
A woman goes to her doctor complaining of hot flashes. The doctor gives her some medicine with instructions to return in two weeks. She comes back in two weeks and shows him the hair growing on her chest. He asks, "how far down does that go?" She replies, "it goes all the way down to my dick."