Maggie's Farm

The global warming scientists like Al “massage parlor” Gore claim that unless they are given 13 trillion dollars, global government control, and the shutdown of automobiles, cowfarts, oil, homeheating and breathing out our own CO2, the polar caps will melt to kill the cute polar bears, the seas will rise to the base of Mt. Everest and palm trees will grow in Antartica to displace the cute penguins .

Here’s an alternative. There is a vast depression well below sea level in Northern Africa. A century ago it ws proposed to divert part of the Nile flooding to this depression to create a vast lake and oasis. More recently, running Mediteranean salt water into this depression was proposed for hydroelectric power. Either way, the temperature of this region would be greatly reduced, atmospheric water increased to induce rain, and the area would be restored to lush greenery as it was in the past. The Sahara would return to a tropical paradise. Valuable realestate created for the political crooks. A mideast with something to do other than pump oil and migrate elsewhere. The sea level would go down. No fascist world government needed. Al “I’ll make billions in my carbon trade business” Gore won’t get his billions. We won't have to spend any more money funding "Climate Scientists".

Periodically (on a scale of tens of thousands of years) the monsoons from the indian ocean make it to the Sahara. This capability would be induced by a "Great Lake” and surrounding greenery. Viola, problem solved!!

Similarly, Australia is a vast desert. The Western mountains block rain to the middle, which is too hot without greenery to induce rain from what moisture does get past. Pumping water across the mountains to the interior would also induce greenery, cooling, more rain, and “climate change” for the vast continent of Australia, which would cool the earth. Problem solved.

Large amounts of water are routinely transported large distances (eg, California). Projects possible a century ago can more easily be done now.

Calculus and higher mathematics, and engineering are the culture of old white Western Civilization males. It should be illegal cultural appropriation for any other "culture" to adopt these products of evil colonialism. Semiconductors, electronics, organic chemistry, manufacturing and mass production, modern farming are also evil products of Western Culture which should be prohibited from adoption. Also, the English, French, German, Italian, Spanish languages, printing presses, electric motors, TV, gas/diesel engines, constitutional government, women's suffrage, modern medicine, etc. should be banned from use by all other (much more worthy) cultures.