We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I've had a SureFire Defender for about ten years. It has been a work horse, rock solid and has not been affected by rain. Hard to justify spending the money on one now, but the NRA was running a special one them. Best flashlight I've ever had. Browning and SureFire cost about the same.
I'm Hillary's big black dude. I never leave home without it. It is always have it in my hand on the ready to light the path of the President to be. It is essential to snap her out of her frequent seizures.