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Sunday, September 25. 2016

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From Woody Allen's most notable one-liners: (link fixed)


 'There's an old joke . . . two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life.'

Posted by Bird Dog at 13:20 | Comments (7) | Trackbacks (0)

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The Canadian Jew says, "Voy, eh!"
#1 Sam L. on 2016-09-25 13:23 (Reply)
The link here does not open. Please fix it. I would love to read it.
Thank you for posting and repairing this link.
#2 Phil Taylor on 2016-09-25 14:19 (Reply)
Phil Taylor,

Try this.

QUOTE:
"There's an old joke: Two elderly women are at a Catskill Mountain resort. And one of 'em says: 'Boy, the food in this place is really terrible.' The other one says: 'Yeah, I know. And such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly."
#2.1 Zachriel on 2016-09-25 15:54 (Reply)
Dear Zachriel:

Thank You. That new link worked!
#2.1.1 Phil Yaylor (Link) on 2016-09-26 02:15 (Reply)
How could they have left out the most relevant one?

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”
#3 Jerryskids on 2016-09-25 19:55 (Reply)
Later, at the same Catskill resort, three women were dining together ... the maitre'd approached and asked "good evening ladies, and is anything all right?"

bada-bing
#4 peacelovewoodstock on 2016-09-26 17:07 (Reply)
"Casual sex is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
#5 Whitehall on 2016-09-27 05:38 (Reply)

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