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Tuesday, October 11. 2016

Employment

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.


AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.


RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $60 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Jack Daniels every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.


AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.


RANCHER: That would be me.

Posted by Gwynnie in Hot News & Misc. Short Subjects at 13:25 | Comments (5) | Trackbacks (0)

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That's a classic. Though i heard it as a fisherman.
#1 fjord on 2016-10-11 13:33 (Reply)
That works as a small businessman, too.
#2 mudbug on 2016-10-11 15:53 (Reply)
I'm his wife.
#3 Jewel (Link) on 2016-10-11 16:55 (Reply)
The mentally challenged one.

Yes.

That would be the feeble minded one.
#4 feeblemind on 2016-10-11 21:01 (Reply)
Eggsellent
#5 peacelovewoodstock on 2016-10-11 21:11 (Reply)

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