Maggie's Farm

Thirty-six hours since the Snow Storm of the Century has passed, and still Bush hasn't plowed my driveway.

Nor have I heard from FEMA, nor has anyone offered me any free money or free luxury hotel rooms in NYC. This is difficult for me to comprehend, and it surely represents a failure of leadership at the top. Bush had at least four days advance notice to prepare for this snow disaster, and yet - nothing.

If I didn't have my 4 WD Lexus, I couldn't get out of the house.

And not only that, there is Deep Slush in the village, which presents a serious health hazard to the Aged and Infirm. Does Bush care about the Aged and Infirm? Obviously not. Us regular people are left to Fend for Ourselves without government aid, while the wealthy and privileged loll in the sun in the Caribbean and Cabo and wait for the snow to melt. Or they have the funds to pay someone to plow their driveway or, like The Barrister, are fortunate enough to own their own beautiful snowplow, as posted on Saturday.

Photo of The Barrister's freshly-plowed driveway below. Meanwhile, the rest of us wait for Bush to bring help. Who's taking care of me? Who is in charge at the White House?