Maggie's Farm

I remember back when they laughed at my work, too, Doc. I still say, the combo washing machine/vacuum cleaner would have created a revolutionary linkup of the appliance and excersize equipment industries. Marketing from the time-saving perspective ("Weighs a Ton 2do 3Jobs n1!" and such as that) would've neutralized the water tankage weight issue that apparently mesmerized the venture capital people. And as far as the H2O in and out hoses complaint, it would just be like the extension cord that we're all used to already, only a little heavier and a few more of them. But that sells as Jack Dempsey's side-to-side rope-skipping work out --just work in a a few household names such as Jess Willard and Luis Angel "the Wild Bull of the Pampas" Firpo that Dempsey beat up, and allude that "They did NOT use the Jack Dempsey Side-to-Side Rope-Skipping work out, so you may Draw Your Own Conclusions!" concerning the streamlined chrome accented water and electricity line manifold segmented caboose skid-mounted sleigh accessory.

Alas, no takers --the fools. The pedestrian, Philistine, small-minded fools --i get steamed every time i think about it. They didn't understand, I coulda been somebody, I coulda been a contender. Instead of a bum, which is what I am.