We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Smart looking red now. My cinammon ate my glasses. Well, he ate the plastic ear buffers. The red ate two cell phones, and the cinnamon had a TV remote for dessert. But that was when they were mere pups of 3. The red is our ADHD dog.
Now the pooch is looking like a philosophy professor I knew. No, no, no...okay, seriously, it looks like the receptionist at a doctor's office I visited in the burbs of Chicago, but she was a seriously heavy woman...maybe a little bit more hirsute, too. I'll bet the pup has a better disposition than she did, though. (A wide angle lens would have helped that scene because it would have given you the impression you were farther away from her than you really were). Does your dog have a resume written up? I think I know where I can get your friend a job.