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Saturday, September 22. 2012
Actually, I'm going to Georgia first, to visit a whole passelful of relatives I haven't seen since I was a teenager.
Wail, howdee, nay-bah! Whuzzup heah in ol' Jo-ja?
For those of you just tuning in, I'm off to beautiful Mehico to have a cancerous tumor removed. Or, in doctor's parlance, I'm "being treated for my condition". Doctors never use ugly words like "cancer" and "tumor" because it'll cause me to dwell in the depths of despair forever. The back story is here, and it's not too late to donate a few shekels to the cause. I'm still facing some serious post-operative costs.
And certainly my deepest thanks to those who helped make this possible. I honestly thought when I first heard the
As for my recuperation and getting back to blogging, I have no idea what to expect. Naturally, I've been hearing wildly different scenarios, although I think the worse ones are referring to a full-fledged colostomy, which is a far cry from what I'm getting, thank God. I have an extremely comfortable computer chair, and, being on a boat, the galley and head are just five feet away, so I should be able to get along just fine. Because the boat's a liveaboard, I've got tons of food and water at the ready should the global warmists be wrong and dirt reaches the point of spontaneous combustion far sooner than expected and I need to quickly head out to sea so I can be boiled alive.
(there's something wrong with that last sentence, but I just can't place it)
And, of course, no Big C update would be complete without a cartoon or two from my two dear, dear friends who have done their utmost to keep my spirits buoyed by sending me every gruesome, morbid, soul-eviscerating cartoon they come across. Bless their little hearts.
You know all those extra letters Britons use in words like "colour", "neighbour", "programme", etc? Well, all those little seconds it takes to type those extra letters adds up over time. If it takes 1 second to type the 'u' in 'colour', 'neighbour', etc, times one million uses over a lifetime, that's 12 days, or almost two weeks of wasted life.
And then we notice the unnecessary upside-down exclamation and question marks in Spanish. Again, countless days, wastefully thrown away.
In other words, compared to every Briton, Australian, Canadian and Spanish-speaking person in the world, you just gained 12 days of life.
You're very welcome.
See you in a week.
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Just remember two little words, Doc:
Vaya con Dios, amigo!
I'm sorry this is happening to you, pray for the best outcome for you, and look forward to an update soon. Sorry I cannot do more at this time.
Doc, you're a treasure, and we're lucky to have you. Posts like "Equus," "By the Numbers," "Evancho" and "Genes" are unparalleled in my experience. There's simply nobody else out there turning out pieces like that. When I got through with "Equus", I didn't feel like I'd just read some in-depth article, I felt like I'd been on an adventure.
The spirit of Mr. Ed, my beautiful home state of Indiana, and I pass along our love to you, and our wishes for a speedy recovery.
"back story"? Whats the difference between a story and a 'back story'?
"back" stands for "background".
Wow, am I jacked. 4G wireless was activated in my area (upper NY state) today and crap, is it fast compared to 3G! Just had to tell somebody. :-)
Oops, meant to add, good luck, Doc on your sojourn to foreign lands. Your stuff is great, I especially like the movie reviews + trailers. Both "Watchmen" and "Bunraku" were just as good as you said they were.
I know what you mean about "black humour" in times of trouble.
When our house burned down, a friend clipped the photo out of the local paper and attached a faux headline..."You know you are BBQ'ing too much when your house burns down and the neighbors assume that you are just making dinner."
Best of luck
Best wishes to you for a good trip, a successful surgery, and a fast recovery. Don't worry about us: we'll just make do with Bird Dog and everybody else until the brains of the outfit returns.
All the best, good wishes and thoughtful prayers for a successful surgery and quick recovery. I love your site, your wit, and commitment to the "alternative" view. We need you back as soon as you can.
You had better do well at the clinic, because, in the spirit of free enterprise, those of us who contributed to your fund have an expectation that you will be back educating and entertaining us shortly.
Seriously, Doc, we pray that the surgeons' hands may be guided by a compassionate God and that your recovery is speedy and complete. To echo Peter, come back to us as soon as you can.
Rooting for ya', Doc. Bring one of those inflatable doughnut things. It might come in handy. But don't worry, you'll be back on your seat in no time. Travel safely and be well.
Hey guy, best of wishes for the best of a trouble-free procedure and recovery. Can we leave messages on the DocM page? Please update when you can.
Best wishes Doc!
BTW, I live in the Peach state and the locals pronounce it more like Jawja with a very lazy jaw. They even refer to their U of G team name, Bull Dogs, as the 'Dawgs'. As a Tennessee Volunteer fan I find it all quite disgusting.