We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I heard from my Brother who has a Security Clearance so high that he gets saluted when on Army bases, that "Barry" is the last of the alien hybrid babies born after captive Roswell Alien "Bebe" gestated while in captivity. Rumor has it "Barry" and the "Twins" were fertilized from mold spores on a sponge left in the holding cell medical bay.
Trained and educated in the Reptilian/Mantis Underwater base off Bermuda and a skilled Merman, Barry leads the current Grey Junta bent on enslaving the Fat Middle Class with Sugar and Free Rent for eventual harvest and rendering into candles for sale as Novelty items on other planets.
He has no waste system. He attaches lampreys to his abdomen to remove toxins. He also has a insatiable thirst for the juice of Bugs and true insects.
I won't be voting for him, no.
He doesn't have our best interests in mind.