We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Cool jacket: The Federal Agent's Travel Jacket at Hammacher Schlemmer. It could be good in camo. Secret pockets for your X-ray glasses, fake fingerprints, forged passports, underwater breather, pen-gun, and anything else from Q's laboratory.
Required Reading: To receive your own personalized Maggie's Farm Membership Card and Official Certificate, suitable for framing, you must show written proof, signed by a parent or guardian, that you have read this , this, and this. Not that you agree with the ideas - just have read them. (There are also other secret requirements, but you just have to guess what they are, unless or until we decide to divulge them.)