We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
In Spoleto, last summer. Yum. Cannot resist the strangozzi con tartuffo, con cinghiale, because that is the essence of Umbria. Or the polenta con funghi porcino.
I hate to think you ate all that lovely food without wine ... Barolo for instance. Coca Cola is a poor substitute. If you want bubbles, substitute Asti Spumanti or Prosecco which is always fun.