We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Alternative A is a ringer for Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, who appears in many of the photos of the Supreme Court in action to be half asleep. In spite of the age of the U.S. Constitution, I think it is still far more vigorous than Justice Ginsberg appears to be, and the ideas couched in the Constitution are still more relevant than Ginsberg's.