We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I'm shocked, SHOCKED!, you did not find her hit single:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=NzspsovNvII
in which "Keywanda is having the time of her life. Her job is raising her family of 10 children while dealing with the drama and stress of the children's fathers. Thanks to the great state of California, Keywanda can support her lifestyle of having fun, getting "Turnt Up" and the kids can even get to eat from time to time."
Leaving out this accomplishment can only be seen as raaaaacist!
Suggestion:
People get paid in goods instead of money.
That way, when governments want to extract taxes to give them to the great unworked, they would have to transport thousands of tons of goods from all over the states.
Might be cheaper.