Thanks to the lede on the New York cover that Obama is the first Jewish President (Jimmy Carter says he is), other firsts are being claimed:
Pam Geller is the first Muslim blogger
Albright was the first Barbie Secretary of State (Hillary the second)
Bill Clinton is the first faithful husband
Ron Paul is the first internationalist congressman
Palestine will be the first Muslim state to protect the civil rights of Jews in its borders
Congress will be the first to really reform entitlements
Palin will be the first female President
Bachman first candidate to take foot-in-mouth vaccine
Pelosi first to take non-Botox pledge (also first former House Speaker to stop speaking, and first to switch to Republican)
New York Times first major newspaper to endorse Perry
Klein first kiddee-columnist to take real-world job
UN’s first unanimous applause for Israel’s right to security
Europe’s first increased defense budgets
China first demilitarized nation
Gore first global-warmist to sell his mansion and contribute proceeds to air-conditioning for poor Africans
Friedman first columnist to sell his mansion and contribute proceeds to Accuracy In Media
Bird Dog first blogger to sell his farm and contribute proceeds to fixing NYC potholes
Maggie’s Farm first blog to take the no cheesecake-photos pledge (Theo first blogger to ROFL)
Chime in with other firsts.
