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Saturday, July 16. 2011
No, it's a lot worse than that.
It's not Armageddon, folks, it's Carmageddon!
Yes, you read that right, everyone. 53 hours!
When people suffer so terrible a fate, you can bet that Maggie's Farm will be right there with comfort, aid, and moral support for those most devastated by their grievous loss.
And we note for the record this isn't the first time Highway 405 has been shut down. 405 was where OJ Simpson's infamous 'slow speed chase' took place, and I'm sure we all remember when that jetliner landed on it a few years ago, narrowly avoiding what could have been a horrific disaster.
It's a miracle anyone survived.
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LA folks discuss freeways like 8-month, first time pregnant women discuss natal issues. Freeway updates permeate their lives. Drivers (that means almost everyone) are glued to the constant radio traffic conditions: "The 605 won't get you a speeding ticket today, a fender bender has closed off the #2 lane... the 8 is moving nicely up from San Ysidro...", etc.
I'm in Northern California, where the traffic is bad – but nowhere near as bad as LA. Actually, things would be fine, if the Legislature hadn't confiscated the funds intended for freeway maintenance and building in order to pay offf it's special interests.
Travel by personal automobile can't be beat for convenience and efficiency. Unfortunately, 'green' special interests have screwed up the system in favor of silly mass transit, pie-in-the-sky "solutions", which never have the promised effect.
The free market demands the freedom of personal transportation. Leftists don't like that one little bit, and traffic gridlock is the inevitable result.
Great video with great effects! Two points: the guy in the Jeep is an idiot for not putting on his brakes in the beginning and avoiding the whole thing (but then, no video), and the granny proved smarter than he was by moving over a lane!
There's some background info on the site, and they said the granny had never driven a car in her life. She just sat there as they green-screened everything. A funny but trivial little detail.
What was interesting was when the guy said how surprised they were at how dirty airplanes are. We tend to view them as gleaming shiny silver, but up close and personal they really are pretty dirty around the wheel wells, underbelly, and the exhaust. It's one of those things that, if they hadn't dirtied it up, would have looked fake -- but we wouldn't have known why. It just would have looked 'unnatural'. But, dirty it up, they did, and, as you saw, it looked perfect. What an incredible job.
My Significant Other is from the general area in question.
Her thinking is that it won't be nearly as bad the hype.
She says people can and will detour but many will cancel any appointments which might force them to use "The 405' this weekend.
feeblemind ...*Of course* they'll detour and cancel any appointments which might force them to use the 405 this weekend. I'm convinced that there are still some very smart folks living in California -- even in the La-La L.A. area.
And you've got one of them living with you. Congratulations!
Thank you for the kind words Marianne.
She just lives with me part time. It will be another year before she wraps up her affairs in California and actually moves here.
We are definitely an unlikely pairing. I 'met' her on eBay 8 or 9 years ago when I stumbled into her cyberstore.
The relationship turned serious a year and a half ago.
I still marvel at it. She is also a former TV news producer in the LA market. She knows rich and famous people, and is related by marriage to a person whose name would be instantly recognized by Maggie's readers.
And with those connections and opportunities, she chose an obscure, impecunious, peasant farmer in an empty state. Go figure.
You farm peasants??? Doesn't that violate all kinds of civil rights laws?
Perhaps you meant "pheasants". :)
One of those videos that keep on bringing the funny every time you see it.
Personally, I was hoping this post was by Gwynnie and there'd be a picture of one of his or Theo's personal friends.
Well, gee. If you guys are ganging up on me because my post wasn't sordid enough, don't forget Roger.
Y'all stay classy now, Maggie's Farm.
Hey Doc - I lost your email - thought you might want to use this for your "stuff" site.
Not at all surprised that "Carmageddon" is turning out to be not so bad. Same thing happened in LA during the '84 Olympics. They spent months worrying about the increased traffic during the Olympics and predicting apocalyptic traffic jams. When the Olympics started, it turned out that so many people had decided it would be a good time to take their vacation away from the city, the traffic never materialized. If I recall, it was even better than normal over much of the area. Also, they are really good there about minimizing the impact of construction. Where else would work that requires closing a highway be completed with only a 53 hour closure?
Doc, I didn't get around to viewing the video until the wee hours of this morning. It was truly hilarious, but the best part has to be the little old lady at the end. I believe that species of driver is ubiquitous in its US habitat so we can all appreciate her.
I got my Significant Other out of bed to watch this video and she laughed so hard she couldn't breathe. She told me one of the things that makes the video work is that the runways at LAX run parallel to The 405. As you are tooling down the freeway in the vicinity of LAX you can look over and see planes landing and 'passing you', one after another.
She was very surprised she had never seen the video as it was so old.
With your Dylan aficion, I thought you might name this post "Highway 405 Revisited."