Maggie's Farm

We have a neighbor who goes out regularly at night to shoot wild hogs at a cattle feedlot on the edge of town. The hogs eat the grain intended for the cattle and the grain is full of antibiotics which means the meat is healthy. Their coats are clean too,no ticks. They shoot hundreds every week and he says they don't even make a dent in the population. the big males are huge, they have a scale in the back of the truck and the big males are easily over 400lbs. They eat the meat or give it away. One time they hung one of the hogs on the scale and left it there for a few minutes(outside the house) and some busybody called the enforcers from the city. They made up a bunch of rules on the spot, and while they were writing our friend some tickets,a little Mexican couple came by and asked for the hog so they could use it for tamales, they knew a good thing when they saw it. These creatures are a pest and need to be exterminated, they destroy crops and even a good metal fence won't stop them. Big tusks and razor-sharp teeth, they are savage and mean-tempered.