Millions Throng Middle East Plazas To Thank The US For Its Military Protecting Muslims From Tyrants
Democrat Senators And Congressmen Agree With Republicans On Deep Cuts In Entitlements To Protect Core Government Services And Assistance To The Poor
New Constitution In China Mirrors US, As Aged Chinese Leaders Decide They Have Enough Loot To Retire To Their Villas
SEIU Leaders Urge Majority Vote By SEIU Members To Cut Their Pensions To Keep Their Jobs
Arianna Huffington Buys Weekly Standard To Add Balance To Her New AOL/Huffington Empire
Major US Christian And Jewish Denominations Eliminate Funding To Third World NGOs That Support Violence Against Christians And Jews
US Colleges Eliminate Gender And Ethnic Studies Departments To Steer Students Into Getting Skills That Will Land A Job After College; Restaurants Panic At Loss Of Servers
Wall Street Firm Presidents Pledge To Buy For Personal Portfolios The Same Investments They Sell To Public
Europe’s NATO Countries Increase Defense Budgets By 50% To Meet Their International Humanitarian Demands Now Filled By US Military
New York City And Detroit Distribute Free Air Conditioners To Persuade Residents Not To Move Elsewhere; Air Conditioners Sold For Air Fare
Misogynistic Maggie’s Farm Writers Seek Puritanistic Females To Become Fellow Bloggers
