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Thursday, February 3. 2011

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Dear Egypt:


Please don't destroy the pyramids. We won't rebuild.


The Jews

Posted by Bruce Kesler at 20:21 | Comments (9) | Trackbacks (0)

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Out of warrranty - we gave them 1,000 years on parts, 2,000 years on labor.
#1 Ben David on 2011-02-04 04:33 (Reply)
will consider contracts for rebuilding, but lease terms will be on more favorable bases than in the past.
also, will include michael eisner in negotiations for his Disney expertise and Woody Allen adn Spielberg for multimedia project at the cite. will discuss with Tisch about building construction and management.

99 year lease is minimum.

Signed,
Joseph and his brothers.
#2 Nathan on 2011-02-04 04:49 (Reply)
--but do ban that bernie madoff guy --his Pyramids are just awful !
#2.1 buddy larsen on 2011-02-04 11:17 (Reply)
ROFL Buddy!
#2.1.1 feeblemind on 2011-02-04 15:23 (Reply)
I thought the Aliens from Omicron Persei VIII built the Pyramids?
#3 Tom Francis on 2011-02-04 06:41 (Reply)
Yes as spaceship transportation beacons
#3.1 phil g on 2011-02-04 07:15 (Reply)
The Buddhists sent the Taliban the same message - they still destroyed all the statues.
#4 NJSoldier on 2011-02-04 08:23 (Reply)
The Egyptians can always get Chinese labor. Much cheaper. Quality of workmanship might be inferior.
#5 Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas (Link) on 2011-02-04 14:27 (Reply)
I dunno. We got some decent rail infrastructure built by a mixed bag of chinese workers. Seems I read about that in maybe... 5th grade?
#5.1 JoeC on 2011-02-04 14:38 (Reply)

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