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Sunday, December 26. 2010

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.


Posted by Bruce Kesler at 17:02 | Comments (7) | Trackbacks (0)

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Bruce ... Good on you! You gave my husband the giggles with your list of titles. And he doesn't laugh nearly enough these days. And my own chuckles eased my digestion wonderfully.

Wish you lived next door....

Marianne
#1 Marianne Matthews on 2010-12-26 23:15 (Reply)
Too Jewish.
#2 Ben David on 2010-12-27 04:09 (Reply)
Only one thing funnier than Jewish humor and that's Irish humor.

British humor comes in a close third. :>)
#2.1 Tom Francis on 2010-12-27 07:16 (Reply)
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

ROTFL!!!!
#3 Tom Francis on 2010-12-27 07:12 (Reply)
Good ones.
#4 Gringo on 2010-12-27 11:26 (Reply)
Tom ... Many psychiatrists, some of whom seem to have no sense of humor at all, call No. 9 above "a trace response" since bratty kids display it in an effort to get attention.

But what's wrong with that, bless their hearts?

Marianne

P.S. To all those who are landlocked and distressed by The Storm, our sympathies go out to you. Mother Nature is still the Queen of Control Freaks....
#5 Marianne Matthews on 2010-12-27 12:01 (Reply)
hahahahahaha and i hope everyone remembers that Christmas is for everyone and every day!! what a good laugh!!
happy whatever makes your holiday Bruce.
#6 opie109 on 2010-12-27 20:17 (Reply)

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