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Tuesday, November 16. 2010Grade School IlliteracyThis morning, my 5th grader Jason asked me to help him choose a handicap for him to write an essay about for “abilities” day. I suggested “idiot savant”, since it demonstrated an advanced ability despite a severe disability. His teacher had never heard of idiot savant! (Jason had the dictionary definition with him, to enlighten her.) After school, we went to the annual Scholastic book fair. There wasn’t a single classic of literature, even in a child version. There wasn’t a single biography of a great person. There weren’t any geography books. There were no science books. I asked the teacher at the cash register where the classics were. She pointed at Diary Of A Wimpy Kid! I asked where any books were beyond the 4th or 5th grade level ones there. She pointed at a cook book, saying that is difficult. I guess that is why she is a teacher. Pablum is easy. Trackbacks
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Every sorority girl I knew was an elementary ed major, taking such difficult classes as Elementary reading(read 60 childrens' books), elementary math (arithmetic actually for 12 AND UNDER!) and methods of teaching.
There was no mastery of anything required! All you ended up with, was a BS Ed., a credential that said you could apply for a State -issued teaching certificate, provided you had that FULL SEMESTER of student teaching! Idiotic! Most ed majors just wanted a MRS degree anyway! I had the opportunity to pursue a masters degree in education
it was in a word-a joke. I wasted my time, money and energy. The course content could have been completed by a fifth grader-no disrespect to the fifth graders. I left and pursued a doctorate in the sciences. "... There wasn’t a single biography of a great person."
Most great people who were great enough to have books written about them were white. That is why our leftist "politically correct" society has made those books disapear. "White equals bad" is the message we are bombarded with from every side and is what our young people are brainwashed with 24/7. Leftism is a mental derangement and sadly it has been very successful in recent decades. If we don't stop them the left will destroy us completely. I'm so fed up with this sick leftist "whites are bad non-whites are good" crap that I can't stop posting my frustration to every blog I visit. Sorry for the rant. White man's culture is the greatest we have ever known. that is why we have so many great people and so many books about them, not to mention most non-white cultures don't even have books! Yes I'm white and damn proud of it even if it is a crime to say so these days. What I mean to say is that public school-teaching is civil service work now. Not a profession. If being a toll-collector is too dull for you, go into teaching.
I am going on and on here. Private schools attract wonderful teachers who view it as a calling.
As the spouse of an elementary teacher that switched "professions" mid-life because he had a gift and a calling, I'm trying not to be defensive since my sons had their share of poor teachers in our highly rated school system. But I see my husband pouring his heart and soul into the students at his inner city charter school, I see him spending his money to buy supplies and winter coats for them, I see him come home exhausted, and last night I listened to his story about a father berating him for disciplining his little bully.
If you think teaching school is as dull as collecting tolls, I suggest you try a little substitute teaching. Try New Haven or Bridgeport and get back to me about how boring it is.
I doubt the doofus who taught Bruce's son would last a week in an inner city school. You're right, but for the wrong reasons! Dodging bullets, knife fights, unruly students and open drug dealing is definitely NOT boring!
But its not "teaching" either. Substitute teaching has always been advanced baby-sitting, even in the best suburban schools. I cannot even begin to imagine doing so in a school where the worst dicipline cases have been allowed to exercise their "rights" to a public education! It depends. I have seen substitute teachers who treat it as babysitting. Most do not. Babysitting does not work at the elementary level. Students prefer sticking to the regular routine, which means treating it like an ordinary teaching day.The main difference between subbing and regular teaching is that the teacher writes the script, whereas the substitute teacher simply performs the script. The script for an elementary day will run 2-5 pages. And you have to get that routine down quickly so students know you are for real. For high school, the script is usually a page or less.
Try doing bilingual first grade [who transition to English in several years], which means you need to be fluent in Spanish, and senior physics in the same week. Improvise a quick demonstration of the physics principle involved, to get students focused, and assist in working problems, which also involves thinking up examples to edify student questions. Or Calculus. One time I took over a middle school Spanish position for four weeks until Xmas. I had four different classes to prepare for, including English comp for transitioning ESL students. I put in 14 hour days. Only a blithering idiot would consider that "advanced babysitting." ¿Me entendés? I would have recommended to Bird Dog that he become a regular teacher, but I doubt he would like to take the time. He could enter a quick certification program in TX and be ready in 3-6 months. Whereas he could become a substitute teacher much quicker. I am a former teacher, and a former substitute teacher. From experience, I can inform you that teaching is not that easy. I am neither ignorant nor stupid, as I have a technical degree. When I was in elementary school, I bamboozled my teachers with my factual corrections, so what happened with Bruce's son is not that unusual. Bright kids will always do that. These days the bamboozlement threshold is probably a lot lower, as teaching used to be one of the few occupations open to educated women. My parents told me years later that I had my fourth grade teacher so bamboozled by my factual corrections on geography et al that she told them, " If Gringo says it is so, it must be so." My fourth grade teacher was not stupid- her son went to Dartmouth- but it was her first year teaching.
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It was like that back when I was in school in the 50s too (although not quite as bad as it is today.) What is really amazing is to look back at the curriculums when teachers were just barely out of school themselves. Much tougher subjects with really hard stuff like memorization. No wonder kids don't know anything.
There are lots of good teachers out there in public schools, but there are also lots of really bad teachers - public school is a microcosm of society, both in the student and teacher populations. Unfortunately, the sad truth is teaching doesn't pay enough to attract the folks who are the A students, especially in the sciences. Until that changes, I don't think the quality of education will improve, teahcer unions or no teacher unions.
I agree, Toad. My husband teaches science at an elementary school, grades K through 5. Many of the teachers, not all, avoid science because they are uncomfortable with it. He could not afford to support us on his salary without having a first career and savings. The kids love him, but didn't we all love science at that age?
Same here, and was that way in the 1970s (in fact it was that way in the 1970s and is worse now).
Over 50% of people entering school to become teachers (so the teachers' education, which is a Ba level education) are incapable of completing a math or language test for 6 year olds (they get given those tests as an example of what a 6 year old should know), despite the entry requirements for the education including math at the equivalent of college level US graduates. We had a private school teacher, in fact, tell my grand daughter that there was no such word as "flail". Unfortunately the child was so blown away that she just accepted it.
Palin's neologism ''refudiate'' has just been accepted by one of big dictionarians as an able new word, and will enter the formal lexicon.
Everything the woman touches turns to gold; everything Obama touches turns to dross. Since i know not what 'dross' is, i'd like to sub the neologism "doo-doo". #2..."Most great people who were great enough to have books written about them were white. That is why our leftist "politically correct" society has made those books disapear."
There are plenty of nonwhite people who are great enough to have had or should have had books written about them. Although racial factors may play a part, the hostility of the educational establishment to greatness exists independent of racial considerations. I had public school teachers who didn't know that "colour" is an acceptable, albeit British, spelling of "color." I had a high school English teacher who didn't understand the verb "cowed." (As in "he was cowed by the majesty of the mountains...") I am dealing with people at work who do not know the difference between "affect" and "effect" or "less" and "fewer."
I think there aren't enough teachers who are willing to challenge their students-- everyone is too busy teaching to a d*mn test instead of encouraging critical thinking and love of investigation/learning. Very sad. I had a middle school English teacher who would pronounce 'hyperbole' as 'hyper-boll.' And a middle school science teacher who would call a 'graph' a 'graft.'
Thankfully, the high school I went to was much better -- one of the top hundred high schools in the country, if I recall. It is not that they don't know, it is that they don't know they don't know and are incurious enough not to find out.
Back when I was in school, teachers would send the student off to the dictionary to prove the word existed. They'd also admit to being wrong. Of course, we thought most teachers were crazy because if you couldn't spell a word, they'd tell you to look it up in the dictionary. But to look up the word, you had to know how to spell it. But they may have just been diabolical for you either learned how to guess and test possible spellings or you learned about synonyms with easier spelling. Teachers willing to challenge students? Are you kidding? They aren't even (and never have been) willing to challenge THEMSELVES.
That's why a bunch of them went into teaching in the first place: So they never had to learn anything past the fifth grade level. Now, once a dumdum teacher like that gets a Jason in his/her class, they're sunk. Jason already knows way more than the teacher, and the teacher knows it. But the teacher is so dumb, they have no way to cope with smart Jason. Sad. I think back to my own experience in elementary school and can't honestly remember if I read any young reader "classics" or not. I do remember reading Twain, London, Shakespeare (translated from Ye Olde Anglish) and similar tomes, but most of my leisure reading was the sci-fi of the great masters of the era.
I know my kids read as much as the Mrs. could stuff into their brains and would quiz them on what they read - then again, she taught middle school english and reading so it was natural. Math was my job. With respect to teaching in general and the hostility evidenced here in this particular thread, I would encourage you to go out and teach yourselves. Deal with the parents who think their child is brilliant and want explanations as to why he/she can't be in the advanced class, administrators who constantly side with parents in matters scholastic and disiplinary (or just ignore situations hoping that it will all go away) and state bureaucrats who know better than everybody about everything and do nothing other than issue mandates and edicts what are almost impossible to follow in practice. I know that all of you think teachers are lazy, incompetant, stupid know nothings who are grossly over paid for what they do. Yet I don't see any of y'all jumping into the profession to show them how it should be done. Walk a mile in their shoes and get back to me. Tom F...the problem is a systemic one. The current structure of the public schools and its surrounding institutions (viz, the ed schools and the teachers unions) screen for prospective teachers who are willing to:
--go through a training program which ranges from dubious value to mindless to utterly harmful --accept employment where pay and promotion have little relationship with performance --in many cases, submit to insult and even physical violence from disruptive students Some noble individuals pursue teaching careers in the public schools despite these factors. But in general, these systemic factors will discourage creative and performance-oriented people from working in the public school systems. The fact that GM was mismanaged by its executives and hobbled by a short-sighted union does not imply that there were not many excellent individuals working for it. And no one should have felt any moral need to "jump into GM and show them how it should be done," because--unless you were going to be the CEO and maybe not even then--there wasn't much one could do at the individual level in such a dysfunctional organization. David:
Let's take these one at a time: "The current structure of the public schools and its surrounding institutions (viz, the ed schools and the teachers unions) screen for prospective teachers who are willing to:" --go through a training program which ranges from dubious value to mindless to utterly harmful Such as? You have to have a core competency - math, english/reading, science, history/social studies, language. That requires a certain amount of study to obtain the necessary skill you wish to impart to children. Then there are education theory courses, an non-paid in-service practicum (student teaching) with a mentor and subsequent post-graduate competance in the chosen area of expertise - usually a Master's. I don't see where any of these are of "dubious" value, mindless or harmful. --accept employment where pay and promotion have little relationship with performance Really. How do you define "performance"? What standard do you want to apply in defining performance? How do you determine those who are "under performers", "adequate" or "outstanding? Standardized testing you say?! Great. Which test? State grade level competency test - SATs - PSATs - what are you going to use to determine performance? Let's take an example of two teachers - one who loves to deal with slower, under performing kids and one who is hired to deal with the "honors" students. The teacher with the slower class does battle everyday just to get basic concepts and skill across to students who either can't, don't or won't get it. But he/she stuggles on trying to motivate learning to some level of education in the subject area and succeeds to a certain degree given the situation. And does this five days a week for six hours a day. The teacher with the "honors" class does not have a motivation problem - the kids are bright, motivated and willing to learn. Imparting advanced concepts are easy and the teacher is allowed to exercise the creative ideas without any fear of being chastised by a predatory administration for "failure". Obviously the smarter kids are going to show more advancement than the slower or less motivated students in testing. But which teacher deserves more money? The honors teacher who could sit back, put his/her feet up on the desk and let the kids learn themselves or the teacher who does battle with student mediocrity and complacency and manages to gain some improvement in overall knowledge as defined by which ever test you which to use. You tell me - make the decision. --in many cases, submit to insult and even physical violence from disruptive students In many cases they have to. The reason is simple - parents will not discipline their children for a variety of reasons - the most common comment is that Little Johnny/Jane just would not do that ever and is always a good child or the administration does not wish to confront any crisis because if they do, their jobs are on the line. Additionally, if a teacher directly confronts any student who is being disruptive or aggressive, that teacher is likely to not be employed by the end of the day. That is a fact. Teachers are required to pass the disciplinary buck and in most cases, it is a wrist slap and back to class. No suspension, no detention, no discipline at all. Why? Two reasons (1) it requires an administrator to actually make a decision. That decision will be reviewed by the administrator's administration and so on. It becomes a political issue in that the fewer problems the lower level administrators present, the better the chances of a good performance review. (2) Parents. Parents just refuse to believe that their child is capable of doing what ever it was that required discipline. And in large part, don't discipline their children themselves for what ever reason - lack of parenting skills, lack of time - whatever. Yes, but charter schools (which seems to be something much in favor with my Maggie's Farm Field Hand Friends) you say are successful. There is a dirty little secret about charter schools. Students actually want to be there. Hello? Bueller? When the kids are motivated, you can have larger classes and have teachers who can teach them because, well, it's easier. With respect to the CEO comparision, it does not apply. Anybody who manages a Taco Bell isn't necessarily competent enough to run GM - although I will grant you that it sometimes seems like it. :>) If, however, you have a core compentency like math or one of the sciences, you can be a teacher over night. Presto - you are a teacher. Take a couple of ed courses and there you go. I could go on and on and..... But I won't. This has been too long already and I have a rod I want to finish building. :>) --go through a training program which ranges from dubious value to mindless to utterly harmful
Tom, he is not talking about getting core knowledge, such as literature, history or chemistry, but about Ed School, a.k.a. School of Education. As a former teacher, I see that as an accurate description of the teacher training program I went through in Ed School. There is a definite need for pedagogy, as it is not intuitively obvious how to best teach a given material to a given group. Unfortunately, instead of drawing on 2,500 years of experience to inform prospective teachers what works in classroom instruction, Ed School professors are more concerned with creating the next big thing, the new theory that will explain it all. The fad of the year or of the last five years reigns supreme in Ed Schools. Conjecture reigns as fact in Ed Schools. If you like Politically Correct, you'll love Ed School. Were my Ed School courses of assistance in my teaching career? Very little. I wasted time listening to damned fools who masqueraded as Professors of Education. This is not anything new. My aunt, who began teaching in the 30's, said the same thing about Ed Schools- after I gave my opinion of them. [For teacher training, I would go more for an apprentice model, as opposed to Ed School courses.] Agreed - I thought about that afterwards and didn't parse what David said correctly. My bad. :>)
However, like most professions, what you learn in school does not neccessarily translate to real world operations and you have to feel around to find out what does. And I can certainly tell you that a good, experienced teacher will not adhere to strict educational dogma, but do what works for them and adjust accordingly when dealing with different class years and skill levels. A significant number of the students at my husband's charter school have been expelled from inner city public schools and the students don't want to be there or in any school. The school targets this student population. While the parents have to sign an agreement to support their child's education, it means little to many of the parents. Charter schools vary considerably, based on their charter.
With all due respect to you and your husband, a Charter School is defined as a publicly supported entity working independantly around a central idea (such as science, the arts, math, technology) where students, parents, administrators and teachers are allowed to work without constraint or educational dogma. What works works.
What you are describing is nothing more than what we used to call Juvie Hall. With all due respect, his charter school is organized as you said and monitored as you described. I'm talking about the reality. This national-level school believes that all children can be educated. They do not cherry-pick from the public schools. While some students come quite a distance to attend, the location draws "walkers." Some have horrific home lives, but one of my husband's students told her mother at the end of last year, "What I like about xxx school is that we LEARN!"
okay, I just got back from the Scholastic Book Fair at my daughter's excellent PRIVATE all-girls school - and it was the same krep for sale!
so . . . it's not the school at all! it's Scholastic. I got some junky recipe book and she picked out a cute octopus eraser. most of the other second graders just got posters. I was helping her (very smart) little friend try to find a decent book - she ended up with a blank journal. Earth Girl - your husband is awesome! yay for him! Watch for a Home School Book Fair in your area. The comparison will be striking.
I miss Meta. She would have had great insight into all this.
When our son was in the 6th grade we had to sign a document that allowed him to go to the high school library. The librarian actually suggested it, she could see his frustration when he tried to find books at his reading level and that were interesting. Our book fairs are a joke too, they seldom have quality books. I would have to agree that Scholastic is to blame because we have a very good librarian and I'm certain she would choose better material if given the chance.
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