We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
You're right ... This is funny. And I'm with Tom here -- Captain Picard, the sexiest bald man since Telly Savelas died, is a charmer. Ohh wait -- I forgot Yul Brynner. But most of you young folks don't remember him either. Even Don Johnson is fading into the mists of memory. I wonder how he would look bald.