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We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.

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Friday, October 29. 2010

Horrifying Halloween Pumpkin

This afternoon, the boys and I carved and painted pretty scary vampire pumpkins.


While looking online for images to inspire our work, we came across the most horrifying one, too much to expose to the kids on Maggie's front porch.


So, brace yourself, and go below the curtain.

Posted by Bruce Kesler at 20:22 | Comments (12) | Trackbacks (0)

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O. M. G. !!!111 !11 Eleventy....
#1 Tom Francis on 2010-10-29 21:25 (Reply)
That Barney Frank --who knew he could sit still that long!
#2 buddy larsen on 2010-10-29 21:37 (Reply)
Oh, come on, buddy! That dead lump of flesh has been 'sitting still too darned long in the Senate, ruining everything we hold dear in this country! (I know you have to know that already, just had to say that though) : )
#2.1 Gary on 2010-10-31 06:09 (Reply)
When I first saw the picture, I thought "where do you put the candle?"

Then I saw comment #2 and found out.
#3 fiftyville on 2010-10-30 01:23 (Reply)
Now who would bother to decorate a pumpkin with a huge, old crack in it? Never mind the fact that it smells like ass.
#4 Jephnol (Link) on 2010-10-30 07:59 (Reply)
I would not dry out, or eat those pumpkin seeds.
#5 jappy on 2010-10-30 08:07 (Reply)
If a cigar suddenly appears in its mouth --DO NOT try to light it.
#6 buddy larsen on 2010-10-30 08:23 (Reply)
All these cheeky comments!
#7 BlogDog (Link) on 2010-10-30 10:47 (Reply)
ROFLMPO!
#8 Jack on 2010-10-30 20:06 (Reply)
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
#9 Dan III on 2010-10-30 20:25 (Reply)
I see a bad moon arisin'.
#10 Alan Kellogg (Link) on 2010-10-31 01:46 (Reply)
Holy Cow! That is one, big bike rack!
#11 Gary on 2010-10-31 06:10 (Reply)

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