Maggie's Farm

Scene 1 – Barry Hussein Obama is being briefed by his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in the Oval Office.

Barry:        Hillary! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Hillary:       Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Barry:        Great. Lay it on me.

Hillary:       Xi is the new leader of China.

Barry:        Who is?

Hillary:       No.  Hu is the current leader.

Barry:        So what I'm asking you is who is the new leader of China?

Hillary:       Xi is.

Barry:        I mean her name.

Hillary:       Her name? Who?

Barry:        The new leader of China.

Hillary:       The new leader of China is a guy.

Barry:        She’s a guy?

Hillary:       Of course Xi’s a guy.  Hu’s retiring.

Barry:        Now whaddya' asking me who’s retiring?

Hillary:       I'm telling you Hu is retiring.

Barry:        Well, I asked you first, but I don’t care who’s retiring.  You’re telling me she’s a guy? Leading China?

Hillary:       Yes.  I told you. Xi is the new leader. 

Barry:        Great!  Does she have a name?

Hillary:       I have been telling you over and over.  Look, maybe this is a little complex for you.  I’ll just leave you the report.  [a door slams]

Barry:        Bitch!  I’ll bet she’s a guy too!