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Monday, September 13. 2010

A Legal Question

Is this statuetory rape or a moosedemeanor?


Posted by Bruce Kesler at 23:54 | Comments (18) | Trackbacks (0)

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I have to go with Statuetory Rape, but that's just my take.
#1 T.L. Davis (Link) on 2010-09-14 00:16 (Reply)
Booty is in the eye of the beholder.
#2 chuck on 2010-09-14 00:20 (Reply)
Is the moose of doing it in the buff, or is the moose doing it to the buff?

I guess we see why Jay Ward decided that Bullwinkle's sidekick was Rocket J. Squirrel and not Bianca D. Buffalo. The network censors would have shut down the show after an episode or two.

That moose had better be careful where he goes. Not everyone goes for moosedemeanors, as this headline shows: Bullwinkle Assassinated. Guess a teed-off buffalo took a contract out on a misbehaving moose.
#3 Gringo on 2010-09-14 00:44 (Reply)
Hmm. Who knew that a statuesque bison would have a soft spot for mooses?
#4 fiftyville on 2010-09-14 01:41 (Reply)
either way, do you think the charge will stick?
#5 buddy larsen on 2010-09-14 02:14 (Reply)
I'd call it a 'moosedemeanor' but looking at that rack I'm willing to let it go. Heck when I was that young, I was sorely tempted to mount anything that would stand still long enough.
#6 greg on 2010-09-14 02:17 (Reply)
I think a buffalo hunter set out a decoy, and was disappointed. Nice word play with ...statuetory rape and moosedemeanor.
#7 Brock SOE Toro on 2010-09-14 08:02 (Reply)
To go by the profile of the buffalo statue, we're seeing an example of homosexual behavior in a higher mammal. WHich is, I guess, less disturbing than what we're actually seeing here.
#8 Geoff Brown on 2010-09-14 09:30 (Reply)
Thar be nothin homo thar, Geoff.

The bison isn't animate.

Moose is humpin a sex toy.

Yall might recheck your leadership score , now.
#8.1 Leag on 2010-09-14 19:34 (Reply)
I guess that that makes the moose bison-sexual.

JLW III
#9 JLW III on 2010-09-14 10:21 (Reply)
No, just buffaloed...
#9.1 Gwynne on 2010-09-14 10:26 (Reply)
The moose is a Democrat...the buffalo,America.
#10 RickTn on 2010-09-14 10:40 (Reply)
Moon River
#11 Mal on 2010-09-14 10:54 (Reply)
Wouldn't you know. Bruce, when you decide to make a pun, it's a double decker!

Congratulations ...

Marianne
#12 Marianne Matthews on 2010-09-14 11:57 (Reply)
...very amoosing thread
#13 buddy larsen on 2010-09-14 12:38 (Reply)
Pretty sure it's too late to file charges, based on the statue of limitations.
#14 Frisco on 2010-09-14 19:42 (Reply)
...naw, that's an asphalt & battery beef for sure
#14.1 buddy larsen on 2010-09-14 21:30 (Reply)
First time I ever heard of a moose to stump-train a buffalo hump.
#15 Cato the Elder on 2010-09-15 01:47 (Reply)
In this case, I think the statuetory rape is a moosedemeanor. I also think we both belong in the punitentiary.
#16 Abdel Irada (Link) on 2011-04-21 01:43 (Reply)

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