We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I remember when Happy Meals were a new trend -- kids' meals, toys, special pricing, all that stuff. Funny, back when the Constitution was in force and parents raised their own kids, the kids would ask for (demand, whine to get, throw tantrums for) the foods they wanted and the parents would decide what to get for their own kids. I know McDonald's and Burger King (Booger King in our house) are interstate companies, but really, what's remotely like false advertising here?