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Tuesday, June 29. 2010

Get Real!

Which would you rather see, Jack Nicholson's man-tits or his playmate's?



A. Jack's


B. Playmate's


C. None of the above. (In which case, take a lesson from the Buddha, below.)



 

Posted by Bruce Kesler at 13:25 | Comments (11) | Trackbacks (0)

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Bruce: MOOBS (Man Boobs)

I'd rather stare at the associate. So the answer is "B".
#1 JoeC on 2010-06-29 14:05 (Reply)
I must confess, I never get over how shocked I am to find that 'love' is blind.

Or how obtuse an older manboob can be to the young lovelies who are 'fascinated' by them.
#2 Curtis on 2010-06-29 14:06 (Reply)
I think Jack is a closet, but seeing that B has no common sense I pick C.
#3 Joe Wilson on 2010-06-29 14:07 (Reply)
Are you sure that's not an old picture of Ted Kennedy?
#4 Spiff on 2010-06-29 14:23 (Reply)
I was thinking the same thing.
#4.1 Gringo on 2010-06-29 15:17 (Reply)
Jack is an old guy. Flab happens. Does that make him a bad actor?
#5 Agent Cooper on 2010-06-29 16:47 (Reply)
Money and the lifestyle is what the lovelies love. I'm with Joe . I'll pick C. They're all a bunch of shallow broads, unless, of course I'm stranded on an island with one of them.

Sure does look like The Lion of The Left like Spiff said.
#6 jappy on 2010-06-29 17:20 (Reply)
Not a pretty sight.

Thank goodness that man doesn't live at my house! Time and the Almighty eventually cause you to look outside the way you are inside.

Marianne
#7 Marianne Matthews on 2010-06-29 17:34 (Reply)
I won't vote but I will suggest they switch the tops to their bathing suits. I mean, it looks like Jack could use the support more than her.
#8 Jephnol (Link) on 2010-06-29 17:46 (Reply)
Niether.

Meself doesn't want to see her man tits, fer sure nor his but that's already done.
#9 Leag on 2010-06-29 21:05 (Reply)
Seeing is one thing. Living is another.

Mock Jack, but he seems to be doing okay.
#10 Madman on 2010-06-29 22:17 (Reply)

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