We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Most of you young folks may not know that the Queen served in the national motor corps during the Second World War, and knows how to change tires, check and change sparkplugs and do other motor-y things. Since the Brits are hunters and fishermen, even the Royals, she probably shoots pretty well, at least with shotguns and rifles.
It's a good idea not to get crosswise with her. We old folks can get cranky.
"Oh queen, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"