We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Trouble is, neither guy is all that attractive, while the ladies in the scarlet pumps in the other ad are real winners, every one. My husband still has a smile on his face from watching it last night.
I realize that you have a problem, since most of the really attractive young guys in this country are in the military, and too busy to make washing machine ads. The so-called men of Hollywood are strangely unattractive in many ways, if you exclude such seasoned alphas as Mark Harmon and Clint Eastwood.
Guess we'll have to call out the Marines. Again. Yoo-hoo. Over here, men.