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Saturday, June 12. 2010

How Boobs Feel About Boobs

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File under "Political Statements."

Posted by Bruce Kesler at 12:23 | Comments (12) | Trackback (1)

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It is always and always will be teh funny when girls that put boobs on display object to men looking or objectifying boobs. If they don't like guys looking then I suppose they could wear a tie.
#1 C on 2010-06-12 12:35 (Reply)
That is so cruel to Hillary.
#2 Ray on 2010-06-12 12:48 (Reply)
Yeah, I'm just so upset that Secretary of State Clinton will be offended!
#2.1 Dana (Link) on 2010-06-12 13:37 (Reply)
The original has Sophia Loren checking out Jayne Mansfield's decolletage; somehow, even Mrs Palin does not do Miss Mansfield justice.
#3 Dana (Link) on 2010-06-12 13:40 (Reply)
A girl I worked with was wondering one day how to get guys to stop staring at her boobs. I told her to eat a banana.
#4 Santay on 2010-06-12 13:45 (Reply)
I don't get it.
#4.1 Anton on 2010-06-12 17:22 (Reply)
Oh, I got the banana joke. The trick is to eat it verrrry slowly. My group of technicians and administrators would all go to lunch together. One administrator (Susie. Really her name.) ate a strawberry observed, unbeknownst to her by myself and an older tech. These strawberries were covered in that thickend, sweetend, colored strawberry syrup the local Luby's cafeteria is noted for. Anyway, rather than biting the strawberry as most guys would do, she (observed by us) slowly withdrew the fruit from her mouth stripping the coating off. The red strawberry being slowly withdrawn across her lipsticked lips would have been a center shot in an office space pronographic movie. The look of unscripted pleasure on her face had two of us at least left panting and (figuratively) making quick retreats to the mens room. heh.

So, yeah, eating a banana might distract the guys from her sweater puppies long enough to say, yep, she has a face. A better thing for her to do would be to quit dressing as nicely as to emphasize her physical attributes. Sexist? Yep. Nature dictates it. Yah think if the guys suddenly started wearing codpieces it wouldn't be noted and corrected?

She doesn't want to be noticed? Don't emphasize the features. What she doesn't want is to be noticed by those she doesn't want to associate with, just those she just WANTS to attract. Sorry, the magnet picks up the rusty nails along with the new ones. The attraction doesn't discriminate, and passing laws to say "Men can't notice...except for the ones the attractor wants" just doesn't work.
#4.1.1 JoeC on 2010-06-13 20:50 (Reply)
Ahh, Bruce ... Once again the glories of Photoshop on display. Jayne Mansfield, to whom those boobs orginally belonged, would be so happy that at least some people still remember [parts] of her.

But Sarah would never wear a dress that blatantly vulgar. She doesn't have to. Her Man adores her just the way she is. And her own 'rack' is elegantly luscious.

As for poor Hillary. Her husband has SASS, or Short Attention Span Syndrome. We all hoped he'd outgrow it. Not so far.

Marianne
#5 Marianne Matthews on 2010-06-12 14:04 (Reply)
Anton, I hope you are kidding. for your sake.
#6 Bomber Girl on 2010-06-12 18:02 (Reply)
What about the guys that like big butts?Her husband has SASS Hilly is got a fairly large A**Get loud for H
Some guys like "coconuts!"?Sara covers both bases on coconuts"!Me will take coconut with ear plugs or maybe some duct tape .
Wally woodcock
#7 RL on 2010-06-13 02:07 (Reply)
RL, quick get a paper bag and start blowin into it
#7.1 buddy larsen on 2010-06-13 04:51 (Reply)
Some would say this is a base conversation, but I prefer to think of it as very sophisticated because every time somebody writes "boobs," I substitute in my mind the word "decolletage."

And as the Democrats could tell you, if it's French, it must be sophisticated.
#8 Jim on 2010-06-13 18:11 (Reply)

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