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Friday, September 23. 2005

Told Ya So

Anyone who would live in New Orleans is a Total Moron and deserves these consequences. Make it a national park for ducks and gators, and ivorybills. Or a Disney thing to celebrate Cajun coonass culture - best food in the USA. Let the mighty Mississippi run wherever it wants to. Or, hey, move back in...there's always next year to ride your roof again.

Someone, please tell me why I should support such below-sea-level idiocy with my taxes...this isn't just below normal sea-level, it's below normal IQ level.

And for those Brit idiots who blame US-caused global warming for hurricanes, check here.

And for those scumbags like Rangel and Mr. Hillary who attack Bush for hurricanes, check here.

And hey, you ignorant emailers who never sucked the yellow fat out of a crawfish shell - learn about coonass.

Posted by Bird Dog in Hot News & Misc. Short Subjects at 15:26 | Comments (2) | Trackbacks (0)

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Holy, Mary Mother of God what the hell has gotten into the ol bird dog? Any 'coonass' reading this blog would shoot you, skin you and then deep fry with some down home remoulade on the side.
#1 mp on 2005-09-23 16:51 (Reply)
the remoulade sounds good
#2 bird dog on 2005-09-23 17:30 (Reply)

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