Maggie's Farm

9th Court of Appeals finds Pledge unconstitutional.

God just doesn't seem to get the message that He is unconstitutional, and unwelcome in the Modern America of the ACLU and California's 9th Court. Isn't it true what they used to say, that "A gentleman always knows where he is not wanted"? Can't God tell that they just want him to go away? God is a downer, man. Obsolete Creator. Creation is done. Now it's our turn, right, Brother Cain?

But why doesn't the 9th just go all the way and declare America unconstitutional? Then they can declare the Constitution unconstitutional (or has that already been done by the Supreme Court?), at which point they will have achieved their goal.