We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I can't top that! My (future at the moment) minister father-in-law jumble my wife's name and mine in the crux of the moment.... but neither of us got THAT tickled. It was conversation for a number of years after also (well 31 and counting - so far). I even have it on 7-1/2" reel-to-reel 1/4" 4 track tape, in stereo to boot! Only problem is, the only tape deck I had (now sold) was 7-1/2/15ips and the tape was recorded at 3-3/4ips. So I have no idea if the incriminating slip was (is still) preserved for future generations, and my father in law passed to his reward 8+ years ago now, so there is no call to revive the moment.